Hi guys, back again with some random crap spewing from my pro-homosexual head. I am currently watching a show called The World's Worst Place to be Gay? It's set in Uganda, Africa so the laws are pretty hard there anyway, but the attitude of the citezens is ridiculous!
May I direct you to the video on youtube.com : Eat the poo poo! This video might seem silly but there is a message in there that the Africans are spreading about gay people, making them seem disgusting and that they would eat faeces basically. This attitude is disgusting in itself, but tied onto their beliefs and religion.
In this program, some of the africans who were interviewed actually said that homosexuals were as bad or equally as bad as paedofiles! For a start, grown men and women are able to choose who they sleep with and children are not. Children should not be having sex and anyone who takes advantage of their innocence deserves to be put to death, sick bastards! But I digress... My point is that Homosexuality is not a lifestyle choice, as religious sycophants would like to believe, but it is something that you are born with, the same as you are born with green or blue eyes.
Anyhoo... it's not like I am gay or anything but I am open to homosexual relationships, I mean I have done stuff with girls! And it felt good! Lol, i kissed a girl and I liked it!! Ha ha thats just me though dirty bitch!!
But anyway... A jehovas witness came round for a chat the other day and i was interested in what he had to say because I have been into my Richard Dawkins of late, so I thought it deserved a discussion. Well he left me a booklet stating what the bible really teaches, and yes it is a load of bullshit. I dont believe in God or the bible so us talking again would be pointless, unless he wasnt his ass logically and resonably powned on the whole God arguement... Cant wait for him to come back lol.
I am an evolutionist and untill this theory gets disproven (it wont), I will always believe in scientific fact. Bit off topic there, but I guess you guys just want to hear about my lesbian experiences don't you...
Well which one to tell you about... Lol I'm not sharing this time!! Haha
Till next time! Much Love!! xx
Monday, 14 February 2011
Friday, 28 January 2011
Invagination...
*In this blog, I could only wish that I had the eloquence to put forward my ideas as sharply and humorously as Richard Dawkins, but alas I have a small mind and I was raised in Gornal, Dudley, West Midlands, England... You get the drift.
So yeah I have been reading a book called "The Greatest Show On Earth" by Richard Dawkins, which is awesome might I say, but the thing that draws my attention in this book is that so many people are against the whole idea of evolution. I had always grown up believing in evolution and my parents didnt have much stock in religion, in fact I remember my mom not giving a shit about god or anything, so why should i?? I have learnt much over the past week, nothing new that changed my whole perception of the world, I must add, just that my understanding of evolution and everything that surrounds it has grown somewhat.
So I find myself in a very argumentative state of mind; for example, when talking to people on facebook chat, people who I have known for years and are really good friends with, I seem to be aggressive in my manner of asking what they believe in (creationism or evolutionism). Just because it makes me angry to think that some people are so brainwashed into thinking that one God set out our whole beings with a set of blueprints and that we are the ultimate work of this so called God. I mean, humans are so diverse and in no way perfect, so why would a God create people who sometimes turn out faulty: e.g. disabilities, genetic mutations or even murderers. (Many differences are in my last comment but these faults are all faults that a God would not want in his perfect world)
But I digress... The title of this blog represents a new word that I learnt this week and what an interesting thing it means for the whole cell process and how we develop in the womb. The reason I am focusing on this word is because it sounds kind of rude! INVAGINATION! VAG lol, but seriously I never knew how cells behaved whilst reproducing themselves and it is truely amazing. Hopefully people will read this blog and be interested in learning more, even if it's because the word Invagination is funny.
But if not I will tell you a story about my teenage years at school when I was a rowdy teenager, you all want to hear about that right??
So science lessons, yes I played up in science, but come on it is boring, especially how the teacher put forward ideas. If I was a science teacher I could make up loads of interesting stuff that would sound like u were learning anything although u actually were! Well, I loved Biology and Chemistry, but I couldnt tell my friends that! They would think I was a swot! So when I was half listening to the teacher and half playing up I learnt some valuable stuff but also played up rotten.
Like the bunsen burners in the science classrooms! I dont remember what kind of gas came out of those things but we used to huff it!! Lol it would make u so high it was like a 20 cigarette nicotene rush!! Its probably really bad for you but we did it any way!! Also, when there was a substitute teacher and we had to go into the computor room for a lesson, we used to sniff poppers, it gave u a head rush for like a minute then it went away... So sad, wouldnt do that now!
Once in Science, I jumped out of the window just because I was so bored! Although I wasn't really, the class was about genetics (which is really interesting), but people noticed that I was taking an interest in the subject so I had to prove to them that I didnt care!! Crazy times but I think back to how much I could have listened to in science if only the peer presure wasnt there too be cool or a badass, which I was!! haha
Anyway, I ended up with a C in science which is fine for average, which I am, but I could have done much better. But you cant change the past and I do have some awesome memories from school! I'm just glad that my passion for learning about science has been ignited once again, and my "God" am I going to learn as much as I can, just because it interests me!!
Haha hope that the title got you interested! xx
So yeah I have been reading a book called "The Greatest Show On Earth" by Richard Dawkins, which is awesome might I say, but the thing that draws my attention in this book is that so many people are against the whole idea of evolution. I had always grown up believing in evolution and my parents didnt have much stock in religion, in fact I remember my mom not giving a shit about god or anything, so why should i?? I have learnt much over the past week, nothing new that changed my whole perception of the world, I must add, just that my understanding of evolution and everything that surrounds it has grown somewhat.
So I find myself in a very argumentative state of mind; for example, when talking to people on facebook chat, people who I have known for years and are really good friends with, I seem to be aggressive in my manner of asking what they believe in (creationism or evolutionism). Just because it makes me angry to think that some people are so brainwashed into thinking that one God set out our whole beings with a set of blueprints and that we are the ultimate work of this so called God. I mean, humans are so diverse and in no way perfect, so why would a God create people who sometimes turn out faulty: e.g. disabilities, genetic mutations or even murderers. (Many differences are in my last comment but these faults are all faults that a God would not want in his perfect world)
But I digress... The title of this blog represents a new word that I learnt this week and what an interesting thing it means for the whole cell process and how we develop in the womb. The reason I am focusing on this word is because it sounds kind of rude! INVAGINATION! VAG lol, but seriously I never knew how cells behaved whilst reproducing themselves and it is truely amazing. Hopefully people will read this blog and be interested in learning more, even if it's because the word Invagination is funny.
But if not I will tell you a story about my teenage years at school when I was a rowdy teenager, you all want to hear about that right??
So science lessons, yes I played up in science, but come on it is boring, especially how the teacher put forward ideas. If I was a science teacher I could make up loads of interesting stuff that would sound like u were learning anything although u actually were! Well, I loved Biology and Chemistry, but I couldnt tell my friends that! They would think I was a swot! So when I was half listening to the teacher and half playing up I learnt some valuable stuff but also played up rotten.
Like the bunsen burners in the science classrooms! I dont remember what kind of gas came out of those things but we used to huff it!! Lol it would make u so high it was like a 20 cigarette nicotene rush!! Its probably really bad for you but we did it any way!! Also, when there was a substitute teacher and we had to go into the computor room for a lesson, we used to sniff poppers, it gave u a head rush for like a minute then it went away... So sad, wouldnt do that now!
Once in Science, I jumped out of the window just because I was so bored! Although I wasn't really, the class was about genetics (which is really interesting), but people noticed that I was taking an interest in the subject so I had to prove to them that I didnt care!! Crazy times but I think back to how much I could have listened to in science if only the peer presure wasnt there too be cool or a badass, which I was!! haha
Anyway, I ended up with a C in science which is fine for average, which I am, but I could have done much better. But you cant change the past and I do have some awesome memories from school! I'm just glad that my passion for learning about science has been ignited once again, and my "God" am I going to learn as much as I can, just because it interests me!!
Haha hope that the title got you interested! xx
Thursday, 13 January 2011
Shit Films on Shit TV Channels
So hello again, I know it's been a while since I last posted (ages and ages), but just thought I would blabber on again and share some of my innermost thoughts about life, love and everything else.
But first! The time of christmas has been upon us and it was the best christmas ever!! Seriously, tho my one year old nephew just made it!! I love him so much!! Anyhoo... Over Christmas/New Year you tend to watch a lot of christmas movie or just movies that are on TV over the time of christmas, which at the time you are all xmassy 'like yeah!! I love disney movies!' but you have seen them a hundred times and are always the same...
But anyway, lets talk about the shite movie channels at the moment like Si-fi or the horror channel, and they are shit but still I find myself up at one in the morning watching the crap that they call horror movies. Dont get me wrong, they actually have some gems on there, if you can be bothered to sift through the crap like on deadliest catch.... But not everyone has the time.
Most of the time you can guess the films that are going to be a pile of shit with titles like: Monster Crocodile vs. Massive Spider or Meteor Apocalypse, Black Dawn, Titanic 2, Belly of The Beast... you get the drift. But then you find the truly awesome movies that you wouldnt find elsewhere on TV like: Pontypool, Pandorum, Dead Girl and Black Sheep (yes I know its a bit shit but its so bad it's good). Also foreign movies that often surprise you, like french cinema (I thought that everything french was shit???): see martrys.
But often you have to shift through the shit to find the gems, like boyfriends!
I really have no point to this blog, just see the movies that I have mentioned are good and your life will be better for it, well, I can guarantee nothing!!
But anyway, I am just into horror movies since my dad used to make me stay up late and watch them with him when he came home drunk! Like the Omen and some random vampire/zombie movies that scarred me for life!! Well it must'nt have been that bad cus I am a horror movie whore!! Ha ha!
Thats another ramble my me, Lollypop, if u like read my blog more I promise I will update more often, if not go and fuck yourself xxx
But first! The time of christmas has been upon us and it was the best christmas ever!! Seriously, tho my one year old nephew just made it!! I love him so much!! Anyhoo... Over Christmas/New Year you tend to watch a lot of christmas movie or just movies that are on TV over the time of christmas, which at the time you are all xmassy 'like yeah!! I love disney movies!' but you have seen them a hundred times and are always the same...
But anyway, lets talk about the shite movie channels at the moment like Si-fi or the horror channel, and they are shit but still I find myself up at one in the morning watching the crap that they call horror movies. Dont get me wrong, they actually have some gems on there, if you can be bothered to sift through the crap like on deadliest catch.... But not everyone has the time.
Most of the time you can guess the films that are going to be a pile of shit with titles like: Monster Crocodile vs. Massive Spider or Meteor Apocalypse, Black Dawn, Titanic 2, Belly of The Beast... you get the drift. But then you find the truly awesome movies that you wouldnt find elsewhere on TV like: Pontypool, Pandorum, Dead Girl and Black Sheep (yes I know its a bit shit but its so bad it's good). Also foreign movies that often surprise you, like french cinema (I thought that everything french was shit???): see martrys.
But often you have to shift through the shit to find the gems, like boyfriends!
I really have no point to this blog, just see the movies that I have mentioned are good and your life will be better for it, well, I can guarantee nothing!!
But anyway, I am just into horror movies since my dad used to make me stay up late and watch them with him when he came home drunk! Like the Omen and some random vampire/zombie movies that scarred me for life!! Well it must'nt have been that bad cus I am a horror movie whore!! Ha ha!
Thats another ramble my me, Lollypop, if u like read my blog more I promise I will update more often, if not go and fuck yourself xxx
Friday, 8 October 2010
Alcohol and me
I always hate waking up with a hangover... But then I love drinking the night before. It's kind of addictive, getting drunk I mean, not a hangover! The sometimes you wake up thinking "what did I do last night?", then it all comes flooding back like a slap in the gob...
Like that Halloween when I was about 14 and my mom had planned a party for me and my friends (what? my mother had planned a party for us?? unusual, i know!), but anyway... She put up decorations and spooky music in the house and we could party... Except that we were 14 and already into drinking as a pastime, so we wanted to get drunk and party the night away...
We made up some excuse about trick or treating; which we actually did for about two hours, then we spent the money on booze! You know when you wait outside a shop for someone to go past and you ask them to get you some booze/fags... Well we did that and got rather drunk. We trick or treated a few houses on the way back (at this point my mom kept on phoning me to ask where I was), and one of the houses that we knocked on was some older guys from our school who were a bit drunk themselves and invited us in... So we joined them!
A few hours later my mother was getting really annoyed since she had set up this whole party for me and my friends and we weren't even there!! (which is understandable). So a couple of us (the rest had gone home), sauntered back at about one in the morning pissed up and looking worse for wear (we were in halloween costumes), and you can imagine the kind of verbal abuse we got. But hey... we had a good night of getting drunk with older boys, I think it was a pretty good night.
I'm kind of understanding why my mom never trusted me now... But anyway, as I get older I can take more drink so seven quid on halloween when I was fourteen wouldn't get me drunk now, well depends what I'm buying...
Like that Halloween when I was about 14 and my mom had planned a party for me and my friends (what? my mother had planned a party for us?? unusual, i know!), but anyway... She put up decorations and spooky music in the house and we could party... Except that we were 14 and already into drinking as a pastime, so we wanted to get drunk and party the night away...
We made up some excuse about trick or treating; which we actually did for about two hours, then we spent the money on booze! You know when you wait outside a shop for someone to go past and you ask them to get you some booze/fags... Well we did that and got rather drunk. We trick or treated a few houses on the way back (at this point my mom kept on phoning me to ask where I was), and one of the houses that we knocked on was some older guys from our school who were a bit drunk themselves and invited us in... So we joined them!
A few hours later my mother was getting really annoyed since she had set up this whole party for me and my friends and we weren't even there!! (which is understandable). So a couple of us (the rest had gone home), sauntered back at about one in the morning pissed up and looking worse for wear (we were in halloween costumes), and you can imagine the kind of verbal abuse we got. But hey... we had a good night of getting drunk with older boys, I think it was a pretty good night.
I'm kind of understanding why my mom never trusted me now... But anyway, as I get older I can take more drink so seven quid on halloween when I was fourteen wouldn't get me drunk now, well depends what I'm buying...
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
WOW... Thats a huge sword!
I love the internet, you can find out anything you would ever want to know in about a minute and also find some things that you never, ever wanted to know about. It's made communication so much better, easier and faster and opened the whole world's eyes to new things. It was men's simple desire to see naked chicks on a computor screen that started the whole thing!
The internet can be good for online relationships or bad. On the one hand, you have online dating websites that can bring people together because they wouldn't be able to go outside and meet people in person, because of shyness, body issues or disability - which is a good thing. Then you have the desperate, pervy men. (And it always is men)
For example; I was innocently playing an online game which is aimed at a large range of ages, the box says 12+. I was strolling down a street minding my own business when someone whispered to me: 'Do you wnat to earn 50gold?', now that's a lot of money in this game; it would take me about 6 weeks to earn that much money on my own. So I replied 'For doing what?', I thought he was going to ask me to summon a portal or spell or something, but no... 'take all of your armour off for 2-3mins'. Yeah, I'm going to stand my character there naked for 3 mins so you can jerk off... What if I was a 12 year old girl? Sick.
I mean, some people you meet online are ok, but most are horny guys wanting some action. Take the website Chatroulette, for example. The whole point in this site is to see people in their own homes, at their computer screens, and it's a lucky 5 minutes if there isn't a penis on screen. I just don't get how this kind of thing can be legal, since a child of any age could go onto this website and see hardcore, live porn. We never had all this growing up, thank god!
Although there are some dodgey bits of the internet (two girls one cup), I think it's positives outweigh the negatives. Oh yes, and tell your little sister to stop putting pouty images of her self on facebook, you never know who's looking.
A little rant bought on by a bad experience on World of Warcraft...
The internet can be good for online relationships or bad. On the one hand, you have online dating websites that can bring people together because they wouldn't be able to go outside and meet people in person, because of shyness, body issues or disability - which is a good thing. Then you have the desperate, pervy men. (And it always is men)
For example; I was innocently playing an online game which is aimed at a large range of ages, the box says 12+. I was strolling down a street minding my own business when someone whispered to me: 'Do you wnat to earn 50gold?', now that's a lot of money in this game; it would take me about 6 weeks to earn that much money on my own. So I replied 'For doing what?', I thought he was going to ask me to summon a portal or spell or something, but no... 'take all of your armour off for 2-3mins'. Yeah, I'm going to stand my character there naked for 3 mins so you can jerk off... What if I was a 12 year old girl? Sick.
I mean, some people you meet online are ok, but most are horny guys wanting some action. Take the website Chatroulette, for example. The whole point in this site is to see people in their own homes, at their computer screens, and it's a lucky 5 minutes if there isn't a penis on screen. I just don't get how this kind of thing can be legal, since a child of any age could go onto this website and see hardcore, live porn. We never had all this growing up, thank god!
Although there are some dodgey bits of the internet (two girls one cup), I think it's positives outweigh the negatives. Oh yes, and tell your little sister to stop putting pouty images of her self on facebook, you never know who's looking.
A little rant bought on by a bad experience on World of Warcraft...
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Lauren Reviews: The expendables
Wow, that was a crazy movie. There were so many explosions near the end I actuually got de-sensitised and drifted off into my own thoughts. But anyway, start at the beginning Lauren....
So the line up for the movie was pretty awesome, and you actually got Arnie and Sylvester on screen together which is just cool! There were some jibes about other movies that they had been in too and a personal jibe at Arnie about him wanting to be president which was quite funny! Apart from Sylvester Stallone, who is the main charcter, there was Jason Statham, Terry Crews (who I love), Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture and Stone Cold Steve Austin! So quite a line up there...
My favourite character was Jason Statham aka Christmas, just because of his knife throwing skills and the scene where he beats up like 6 guys on his own, he powns them! My favourite gun was the AA12 that Terry Crews (Caeser) is packing. I didn't even believe that gun was real! It;s like a shotgun with an automatic shot rate, and my god was it effective at blowing random goons to pieces!
Now, Stallone's face... Well there were quite a few close ups of him and man, he's not pretty. I mean he must have have some work done on that thing, he's starting to look like his mother! Especially his lips, when he was talking, his lips were flopping all over the place like a dead fish. But to his credit, he is still badass. Although, I did cringe when his love interest in the story was looking lovingly into his eyes... I don't think he is believable as someone you would want want to kiss, anymore.
Also, Mickey Rourke. His face is a bad as Stallone's, maybe worse. It was a bit sad I thought, to get all these old guys with plastic surgery on screen together, even Arnie was looking a bit worse for wear. But Bruce Willis was looking fine, for his age, I mean I still would...
I also liked the goons that were painted up in battle paints, they looked pretty scary. Although one of the characters asks why he has painted them up to look so stupid, I was like dude, if they ran up to you out of the shadows with a massive gun blazing, you would shit yourself too!
The battle with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Randy Couture was pretty cool, both known wrestlers/fighters you just knew they were going to have a face off! Also, Dolph Lundgren looked pretty wrecked in this movie, although he was supposed to be a junkie so I guess he was just in charcacter. At one point Dolph looks taller than Stone Cold which I thought wasn't possible, I mean Stone Cold is the biggest, baddest mutha trucker out there!!
So overall, I would say that the movie was quite enjoyable, but I wouldn't have gone to the cinema to watch if it wasn't for my boyfriend dragging me there. There's alot of action and explosions but there isn't any character development and I wouldnt have cared if any of the characters died. The highlights are Arnie and Stallone together and Terry Crews going crazy with his automatic shotgun. If I had to give a score it would be a 6 out of 10, but I think that maybe men would enjoy it more, since my boyfriend did.
See you next time
So the line up for the movie was pretty awesome, and you actually got Arnie and Sylvester on screen together which is just cool! There were some jibes about other movies that they had been in too and a personal jibe at Arnie about him wanting to be president which was quite funny! Apart from Sylvester Stallone, who is the main charcter, there was Jason Statham, Terry Crews (who I love), Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture and Stone Cold Steve Austin! So quite a line up there...
My favourite character was Jason Statham aka Christmas, just because of his knife throwing skills and the scene where he beats up like 6 guys on his own, he powns them! My favourite gun was the AA12 that Terry Crews (Caeser) is packing. I didn't even believe that gun was real! It;s like a shotgun with an automatic shot rate, and my god was it effective at blowing random goons to pieces!
Now, Stallone's face... Well there were quite a few close ups of him and man, he's not pretty. I mean he must have have some work done on that thing, he's starting to look like his mother! Especially his lips, when he was talking, his lips were flopping all over the place like a dead fish. But to his credit, he is still badass. Although, I did cringe when his love interest in the story was looking lovingly into his eyes... I don't think he is believable as someone you would want want to kiss, anymore.
Also, Mickey Rourke. His face is a bad as Stallone's, maybe worse. It was a bit sad I thought, to get all these old guys with plastic surgery on screen together, even Arnie was looking a bit worse for wear. But Bruce Willis was looking fine, for his age, I mean I still would...
I also liked the goons that were painted up in battle paints, they looked pretty scary. Although one of the characters asks why he has painted them up to look so stupid, I was like dude, if they ran up to you out of the shadows with a massive gun blazing, you would shit yourself too!
The battle with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Randy Couture was pretty cool, both known wrestlers/fighters you just knew they were going to have a face off! Also, Dolph Lundgren looked pretty wrecked in this movie, although he was supposed to be a junkie so I guess he was just in charcacter. At one point Dolph looks taller than Stone Cold which I thought wasn't possible, I mean Stone Cold is the biggest, baddest mutha trucker out there!!
So overall, I would say that the movie was quite enjoyable, but I wouldn't have gone to the cinema to watch if it wasn't for my boyfriend dragging me there. There's alot of action and explosions but there isn't any character development and I wouldnt have cared if any of the characters died. The highlights are Arnie and Stallone together and Terry Crews going crazy with his automatic shotgun. If I had to give a score it would be a 6 out of 10, but I think that maybe men would enjoy it more, since my boyfriend did.
See you next time
Superfluous Nipples
P.E. at school, I hated it. It was the worst lesson ever and I hated it with a passion! I was skinny and I smoked, so the thought of running or exerting myself just seemed like a waste of time, 'I'm skinny! Why do I need excersise??'. Plus the shouts of 'Lauren, if you miss this shot I am gonna lamp ya after school!' didn't help to encourage my enthusiasm. I did, however, enjoy skiving off P.E. or forging a letter from my mom: 'Lauren has a stomach ache today so she can't take part in netball/basketball/swimming' - delete here.
Our school has a swimming pool, which is pretty cool, unless you are a 12-16 year old with body issues and annoying boys shouting comments at you like 'no tits' or 'flat' (yeah, not very imaginative, those boys). So, needless to say, swimming lessons were a horrifying prospect and I would do anything to get out of it. Skiving on school grounds, outside the grounds, in the changing rooms, even just sitting out the lesson was better than taking part!
Cross country was another crappy activity that we were forced to do. Especially because in England it rains more often than a fat kid eats a bag of crisps. To be honest, we mostly just walked it and had a quick ciggie on the way round and yes we were always last. My shoe got properly stuck in a mud squelch once, it was horrible because my shoe was in a sinkhole and my foot was just dangling there in a pure white sock, and I couldnt move or get free. I ended up covered head to toe in mud then the teacher was annoyed because I was nearly last, I wonder what the ones behind me were doin then??
We did have some good lessons though, outdoor tennis. The only reason they were good though was because we used to fight each other with tennis rackets, and I don't mean playfight, I mean properly smacking girls that I didn't like really hard. Those were the good old days... I remember once this girl who always annoyed me was being particularly annoying, so I caught her around the face with a whistle. I do regret it but she was just annoying the crap out of me!
Now the changing rooms are another matter alltogether... They were the place where arguements started and finished, girls judged each other on the size of their boobs, fights were planned for after school and your money and valubles were never safe. I remember that someone once went into my coat pocket, took my money and my last ciggie, now that was just uncalled for!
A girl came up to me once in the changing rooms when we were alone and told me she had a third nipple. I was like, 'ok...' so I asked her if I could see it, I was quite excited because I thought it would be like another nipple or boob like in total recall.... And it was inbetween the other two boobs, but to be honest I was dissapointed because it just looked like a spot or a wart or something. Oh well, maybe that's just a nickname; there aren't any real third nipples it's just a name for a bibble of skin that sort of resembles a nipple because it's by the boobs.
Well, if anyone would like to comment on this post please do and I will be back with more interesting (or not) stories.
Our school has a swimming pool, which is pretty cool, unless you are a 12-16 year old with body issues and annoying boys shouting comments at you like 'no tits' or 'flat' (yeah, not very imaginative, those boys). So, needless to say, swimming lessons were a horrifying prospect and I would do anything to get out of it. Skiving on school grounds, outside the grounds, in the changing rooms, even just sitting out the lesson was better than taking part!
Cross country was another crappy activity that we were forced to do. Especially because in England it rains more often than a fat kid eats a bag of crisps. To be honest, we mostly just walked it and had a quick ciggie on the way round and yes we were always last. My shoe got properly stuck in a mud squelch once, it was horrible because my shoe was in a sinkhole and my foot was just dangling there in a pure white sock, and I couldnt move or get free. I ended up covered head to toe in mud then the teacher was annoyed because I was nearly last, I wonder what the ones behind me were doin then??
We did have some good lessons though, outdoor tennis. The only reason they were good though was because we used to fight each other with tennis rackets, and I don't mean playfight, I mean properly smacking girls that I didn't like really hard. Those were the good old days... I remember once this girl who always annoyed me was being particularly annoying, so I caught her around the face with a whistle. I do regret it but she was just annoying the crap out of me!
Now the changing rooms are another matter alltogether... They were the place where arguements started and finished, girls judged each other on the size of their boobs, fights were planned for after school and your money and valubles were never safe. I remember that someone once went into my coat pocket, took my money and my last ciggie, now that was just uncalled for!
A girl came up to me once in the changing rooms when we were alone and told me she had a third nipple. I was like, 'ok...' so I asked her if I could see it, I was quite excited because I thought it would be like another nipple or boob like in total recall.... And it was inbetween the other two boobs, but to be honest I was dissapointed because it just looked like a spot or a wart or something. Oh well, maybe that's just a nickname; there aren't any real third nipples it's just a name for a bibble of skin that sort of resembles a nipple because it's by the boobs.
Well, if anyone would like to comment on this post please do and I will be back with more interesting (or not) stories.
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